AN: This post is going to be really short. But anyway, here's a little crumb of my next NaNoWriMo story. Just the opening paragraphs because I am one lazy bastard. Also, I'm going to wait for NaNo to actually write it, obviously. Plus, this opening has been stuck in my head for weeks and I just want to get it out already.
If you were to ask me what the greatest invention to ever grace humankind is, I would tell you the spoon.
I'll be damned if you can find me one food that cannot be eaten with a spoon. Hell, it's had foods built around it. Take forks and chop sticks, for example; their one hamartia is they fail miserably at soup, which may be the second greatest invention to ever grace humankind.
The second on my list may have led to a bias in my first one.
You can call me a biased son of a bitch but not without admitting that at least I'm consistent.
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